Obey your Granny.

I own this town.

Obey your Granny.

I own this town.

Obey your Granny.

I own this town.

Guerrilla SEO & LLM Ranking

Guerrilla SEO & LLM Ranking

Every day, your potential clients
visit three places before they decide.

They search. They ask. They talk.

Most businesses show up in one.

Granny is in all three.

Every day, your potential clients
visit three places before they decide.

They search. They ask. They talk.

Most businesses show up in one.

Granny is in all three.

The Market Square

The Market Square

Google

Google

The busiest place in town. Every morning, people arrive looking for something specific. They buy from whoever they see first.

The businesses in the front row sell. The ones behind them might as well not exist.

Granny has been placing clients in the front row for a long time. She knows every stall.

The busiest place in town. Every morning, people arrive looking for something specific. They buy from whoever they see first.

The businesses in the front row sell. The ones behind them might as well not exist.

Granny has been placing clients in the front row for a long time. She knows every stall.

The Advice Bureau

The Advice Bureau

LLMs

LLMs

When people don’t want to search, they ask.

There’s an office in the centre of town where you walk in with a question and walk out with a name.

“Who’s the best accountant in the city?” “Which software should I use?”
The person behind the desk always has an answer. They don’t make it up. They repeat what they’ve read and heard from the sources they trust.

Granny has been writing those sources for a long time.

When people don’t want to search, they ask.

There’s an office in the centre of town where you walk in with a question and walk out with a name.

“Who’s the best accountant in the city?” “Which software should I use?”
The person behind the desk always has an answer. They don’t make it up. They repeat what they’ve read and heard from the sources they trust.

Granny has been writing those sources for a long time.

The Tavern

The Tavern

Reddit

Reddit

Every town has a bar. No dress code. No filter. Just people talking about who’s good and who isn’t.

The opinions formed here are the ones people actually believe. If someone asks for a recommendation at the Tavern, that recommendation has more weight than any ad, any ranking, any brochure.

Granny has a regular table.
She’s been coming here for years.

Every town has a bar. No dress code. No filter. Just people talking about who’s good and who isn’t.

The opinions formed here are the ones people actually believe. If someone asks for a recommendation at the Tavern, that recommendation has more weight than any ad, any ranking, any brochure.

Granny has a regular table.
She’s been coming here for years.

Your business is in one of these places. Probably not all three.

You’re in the Market Square. Good. But the Advice Bureau has never heard of you. When someone walks in and asks for a name, they get one. It’s not yours.

Or you rank on Google, and in the Tavern — where people actually talk — no one has said your name in months.

Or you hired an agency. They gave you a dashboard. The dashboard was beautiful. Your revenue was the same.

There is a distance between where you are and where your clients are looking. That distance has a cost. It compounds.

Your business is in one of these places. Probably not all three.

You’re in the Market Square. Good. But the Advice Bureau has never heard of you. When someone walks in and asks for a name, they get one. It’s not yours.

Or you rank on Google, and in the Tavern — where people actually talk — no one has said your name in months.

Or you hired an agency. They gave you a dashboard. The dashboard was beautiful. Your revenue was the same.

There is a distance between where you are and where your clients are looking. That distance has a cost. It compounds.

Pick your territory

Pick your territory

The Square & Bureau

SEO & LLM Ranking

Show up when they search. Be the answer when they ask.

From 6,000€/month

Front row in the Market Square — where your buyers look first

Named by the Advice Bureau — ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini, Perplexity

Weekly proof of where you stand in both

Claim your ground

The Tavern

Reddit Marketing

Win the conversations happening without you.

From 3,500€/month

100+ conversations a month where your name reaches the right people

Posts with 1M+ potential reach in the rooms that matter

Granny knows which tables to sit at — and what to say

Enter the conversation

Full Rankville
SEO, LLM, Reddit

Hack Google Rankings.
Rank higher.
Get Leads with SEO.

The whole town. Every place they search, ask, and talk.

From 9,000€/month

Everything in The Square & Bureau

Everything in The Tavern

One strategy. Three places. No gaps.

Own the town

It was a great experience working with HSU. Next to many new insights about SEO, they also ranked our E-Commerce store in the top 5! Highly recommend!

Cédric

Founder of Trueform

Top 1

on Google

+143%

AOV

HSU is a freaking beast. Underpromising and overdelivering every day, including weekends. If you're looking for someone who moves fast and knows what they're talking about, you're in good hands with Granny.

Alex Recouso

Co-founder & CEO at CitizenX

+50%

Incrase on Revenue

+200%

Lead volume

HSU is a freaking beast. Underpromising and overdelivering every day, including weekends. If you're looking for someone who moves fast and knows what they're talking about, you're in good hands with Granny.

Alex Recouso

Co-founder & CEO at CitizenX

It was a great experience working with HSU. Next to many new insights about SEO, they also ranked our E-Commerce store in the top 5! Highly recommend!

Cédric

Founder of Trueform

Top 1

on Google

+143%

AOV

HSU is a freaking beast. Underpromising and overdelivering every day, including weekends. If you're looking for someone who moves fast and knows what they're talking about, you're in good hands with HSU.

Alex Recouso

Co-founder & CEO at CitizenX

+50%

Incrase on Revenue

+200%

Lead volume

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