Obey Your Granny - HSU

Obey your Granny.

Own Google, own AI.

Obey your Granny.

Own Google, own AI.

Obey your Granny.

Own Google, own AI.

Guerrilla SEO & LLM Ranking

Guerrilla SEO & LLM Ranking

Granny's Golden Advice

There are too many agencies who discovered AI last Tuesday.

Granny has been feeding the internet for years.

She just pointed the work at a new mouth.

Have Dinner with Granny

Our Partners

Our Partners

You don't want SEO or Ads.
You want to turn visitors into customers.

You don't want Web Design or SEO. You want to turn visitors into customers.

Perhaps you identify with
one of these situations.

Perhaps you identify with one of these situations:

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Traffic is there.
Leads aren't.

You're invisible on Google.

Users don't find you in ChatGPT.

You've been scammed by a kid's marketing agency.

Granny makes sure they find you.
On Google. Inside AI. Before your competitor.

We run multi-channel strategies to increase your Conversion Rates.

More traffic.

More leads.

In-House Approach.

Live inside AI.

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What will you get?

What will you get?

Storytime

Rami, the lonely cat.

There was once a cat named Rami. He represents your website when it's not getting any visitors. Left alone in the pouring rain.

Rami desires attention, affection, and dreams of selling his books. Much like your site wishes for more visitors, he just wants to be seen and adored.

But LLMs people don't seem to like him.

When they see Rami, they ignore him.

There was once a cat named Rami.

Rami represents your website when it's not getting any visitors. Left alone in the pouring rain.

Rami desires attention, affection, and dreams of selling his books. Much like your site wishes for more visitors, he just wants to be seen and adored.

But ̶G̶o̶o̶g̶l̶e̶ People don't seem to like him.

When they see Rami, they ignore him.

There was once a cat named Rami.

Rami represents your website when it's not getting any visitors. Left alone in the pouring rain.

Rami desires attention, affection, and dreams of selling his books. Much like your site wishes for more visitors, he just wants to be seen and adored.

But Google people don't seem to like him.

When they see Rami, they ignore him.

Phase 1

Granny's Nurturing.

Then, one day, Granny arrived. Granny understood that Rami needed more than just care; it needed a transformation.

She began by feeding Rami with vegetables keywords, a nutrient that would help him grow strong and robust.

She wrapped Rami in a warm coat strategy, to protect him from the cold and rain.

But Granny didn't stop there; she imparted valuable advice, teaching Rami that every penny link, counted.

Then, one day, Granny arrived. Granny understood that Rami needed more than just care; he needed a transformation.

Then, one day, Granny arrived. Granny understood that Rami needed more than just care; it needed a transformation.

She began by feeding Snowball with vegetables keywords, a nutrient that would help it grow strong and robust.

She began by feeding Rami with vegetables keywords, a nutrient that would help it grow strong and robust.

She began by feeding Rami with vegetables keywords, a nutrient that would help it grow strong and robust.

She wrapped Snowball in a warm Marketing strategy, to protect him from the cold and rain.

She wrapped Rami in a warm Marketing strategy, to protect him from the cold and rain.

She wrapped Rami in a warm Marketing strategy, to protect him from the cold and rain.

But Granny didn't stop there; she imparted valuable advice, teaching Snowball that every penny link, counted.

But Granny didn't stop there; she imparted valuable advice, teaching Rami that every penny link, counted.

But Granny didn't stop there; she imparted valuable advice, teaching Rami that every penny link, counted.

Strategy

Strategy

Links

Links

Keywords

Keywords

phase 2

Rami's transformation.

After some time, Rami, once a shy and ignored cat, becomes a big, proud lion. Everyone now wants to see him and get what he has.

Moral of the Story: With a bit of guidance and using smart strategies, like Granny did with Rami, even the unnoticed can find a way to be seen and start selling.

And, remember everyone can pretend to be a big cat but you will always need a Granny (who has real experience) to be a Lion.

After some time, Rami, once a shy and ignored cat, becomes a big, proud lion. Everyone now wants to see him and get what he has.

Moral of the Story: With a bit of guidance and using smart strategies, like Granny did with Rami, even the unnoticed can find a way to be seen and start selling.

And remember, everyone can pretend to be a big cat but you will always need a Granny (who has real experience) to be a Lion.

Granny's Wisdom at

Work: A Success Story.

Granny's Wisdom at

Work: A Success Story.

Increase Revenue with Marketing

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Your Template Web Design Agency

https://www.WebTemplates.com

Web Design with templates for just 3000$

We work hard every day to provide our clients with the best templates in the market.

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Another SEO Agency

https://www.AnotherSEOAgency.com

SEO and every Marketing thing for just 200$

We will work on all your marketing for just 200$ a month.

SEO + Google Ads + Web Design + Everything!

Obey Your Granny

https://www.hsu.es

Obey Your Granny. Own Google, own AI.

Granny makes your business the answer — whether your clients are searching or asking.

Eat your vegetables,

Keywords.

A Nutrient-Rich SEO Strategy by choosing the right niche keywords.

Beat your competitors in the Ass.

Increase Revenue with Marketing

Y

Your Template Web Design Agency

https://www.WebTemplates.com

Web Design with templates for just 3000$

We work hard every day to provide our clients with the best templates in the market.

A

Another SEO Agency

https://www.AnotherSEOAgency.com

SEO and every Marketing thing for just 200$

We will work on all your marketing for just 200$ a month.

SEO + Google Ads + Web Design + Everything!

Obey Your Granny

https://www.hsu.es

Obey Your Granny. Own Google, own AI.

Granny makes your business the answer — whether your clients are searching or asking.

Eat your vegetables,

Keywords.

A Nutrient-Rich SEO Strategy by choosing the right niche keywords. Beat your competitors in the Ass.

Increase Revenue with Marketing

Y

Your Template Web Design Agency

https://www.WebTemplates.com

Web Design with templates for just 3000$

A

Another SEO Agency

https://www.AnotherSEOAgency.com

SEO and every Marketing thing for just 200$

Obey Your Granny

https://www.hsu.es

Obey Your Granny. Own Google, own AI.

Eat your vegetables,

Keywords.

A Nutrient-Rich SEO Strategy by choosing the right niche keywords. Beat your competitors in the Ass.

How Granny works

We get to know your business

The project begins with a workshop to align your team and ours, understand your business, and set goals and expectations.

Strategy and thesis

We'll build a step-by-step strategy that combines free and paid traffic, user experience, data analysis, and growth marketing tactics to achieve your goals.

We'll build a step-by-step strategy that combines free and paid traffic, user experience, data analysis, and growth marketing tactics to achieve your goals.

A/B Testing

We'll run tests in different areas; only then will we focus on what works best.

We'll run tests in different areas; only then will we focus on what works best.

Results

We do things differently to get a different outcome. Your success is our success, and your problems are our problems. Our next partnership is always our best partnership. Want to be the next?

We do things differently to get a different outcome. Your success is our success, and your problems are our problems. Our next partnership is always our best partnership. Want to be the next?

Granny's meals.

Granny's meals.

B2B Guerrilla Marketing & LLM Ranking. Force your brand into ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini & Perplexity.

From 10,000€/month

LLM Manipulation

Growth Hacking

Reddit Marketing

Mentions & PR Strategy

Content Seeding in Cited Sources

Business Online Reputation

Parasite SEO

Guerrilla Gray Hat Marketing

Youtube for LLM manipulation

Win Now

Hack Google Rankings.
Rank higher. Get Leads with SEO.

Hack Google Rankings.
Rank higher.
Get Leads with SEO.

From 6,000€/month

Keyword Optimization

On/Off-Page SEO

Content Updates

LLM rankings

Progress Tracking

Link Building

Local SEO & Business Reputation

Rank Higher

Other needs? Granny has your back.

Other needs? Granny has your back.

Granny spent all her life cooking, so if there's one thing she knows, it's how to prepare the perfect meal to help you grow.

Let's talk

It was a great experience working with HSU. Next to many new insights about SEO, they also ranked our E-Commerce store in the top 5! Highly recommend!

Cédric

Founder of Trueform

It has been a pleasure to work with HSU and to continue our partnership. As a startup, finding low-risk, high-return investments is crucial, and HSU has been a perfect fit. Their expertise in SEO and strategic vision have significantly boosted Rebel Tickets.

Asier Bengoa

CEO at Rebel Tickets

HSU is a freaking beast. Underpromising and overdelivering every day, including weekends. If you're looking for someone who moves fast and knows what they're talking about, you're in good hands with HSU.

Alex Recouso

Co-founder & CEO at CitizenX

I have worked with HSU on various personal and third-party projects, and there is no more dedicated and prepared professional than them. Capable of excelling and working across multiple disciplines, having someone like that on your team makes things much easier.

Alex Huertas

Founder of VirtusTax

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